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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought and could be.
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Robert Francis Kennedy
If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
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Epictetus
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
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James Thurber
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
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William Shakespeare
Silence is the perfectest herald of joy I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
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Bertrand Russell
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
He who does not hope to win has already lost.
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Charles W. Eliot, The Happy Life, 1896
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.
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Dante Alighieri
A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
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Sir Arthur Eddington, The Philosophy of Physical Science
For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it would be certified by the Court if it were submitted. But it does follow that every item of physical knowledge is of a form which might be submitted to the Court. It must be such that we can specify (although it may be impracticable to carry out) an observational procedure which would decide whether it is true or not. Clearly a statement cannot be tested by observation unless it is an assertion about the results of observation. Every item of physical knowledge must therefore be an assertion of what has been or would be the result of carrying out a specified observational procedure.
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Joseph Stalin
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
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