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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 3 scene 3
A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.
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Dudley Field Malone
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books.
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J. Wilbur Chapman
Look for strengths in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for.
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Andre Norton
As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
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Jimmy Buffet, Tales Form Margaritaville
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
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Margaret Fuller, Woman in the Nineteenth Century, 1845
Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
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James Hillman
If you are still being hurt by an event that happened to you at twelve, it is the thought that is hurting you now.
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Woody Allen
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Confucius
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door.
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H.L. Mencken
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Buddha
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
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