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Antione De Riveral
The sword of justice has no scabbard.
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Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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William S. Gilbert
Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers Love, nightmare-like, lies heavy on my chest, And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers
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Lloyd Jones
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do
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Fred Allen
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
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John Steinbeck
It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.
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Charles Lamb
Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a newly married couple.
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Thomas Merton
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
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Ignazio Silone
On a group of theories one can found a school; but on a group of values one can found a culture, a civilization, a new way of living together among men.
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George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight They never mention that part to us, do they
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Charles Dickens
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.
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