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Grace Murray Hopper
You manage things you lead people.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is eating us up. We shall be fables presently. Keep cool it will be all one a hundred years hence.
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Napolean Hill
Every adversity, every failure and every heartache carries with it the Seed of an equivalent or a greater Benefit.
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Charles Handy - The Age of Unreason
I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will not bestir itself if that water is heated up slowly and gradually and will in the end let itself be boiled alive, too comfortable with continuity to realize that continuous change at some point may become intolerable and demand a change in behavior.
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Marya Mannes
In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not.
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Fran Lebowitz
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Napoleon Hill
Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you ready or not, to put this plan into action.
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Henry Ward Beecher
The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He is a human owl, vigilant in darkness, and blind to light, mousing for vermin, and never seeing noble game.
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H. H. Williams
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
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Jane O\'Reilly
Maybe the greatest challenge now is to find a way to keep independence while also committing ourselves to the ties that bind people, families, and ultimately societies together.
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Vince Lombardi
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
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X2 X-Men United
Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hated them. I pitied them. Do you know why Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.
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