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The Talmud
He who carries out one good deed acquires one advocate in his own behalf, and he who commits one transgression acquires one accuser against himself. Repentance and good works are like a shield against calamity.
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Oprah Winfrey
The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work.
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Lord Acton
The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.
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Galileo Galilei
You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.
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Thomas John Watson, Sr.
Praising God is one of the highest and purest acts of religion. In prayer we act like men in praise we act like angels.
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Adrienne Gusoff
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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Ellen Frankfort
Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than discontentment.
And there is not greater disaster than greed.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
My home is not a place, it is people.
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Sir Thomas More, Works
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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Albert Einstein
It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curious of inquiry. It is a very grave mistake to think that the enjoyment of seeing and searching can be promoted by means of coercion and a sense of duty.
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Romare Beardon
Every artist wants his work to be permanent. But what is The Aswan Dam covered some of the greatest art in the world. Venice is sinking. Great books and pictures were lost in the Florence floods. In the meantime we still enjoy butterflies.
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