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Bill Wulf
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
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Evan Edgar
Education - The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as it stands ready against the accidental and the unforeseen, and is not apt to fall.
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Simms
The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more execution than a whole barrel of gunpowder idly exploded in the air.
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Bernard Baruch
Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see.
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Signs
Graham Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.
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Woodrow Wilson
You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, and with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world. You impoverish yourself if you forget this errand.
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Benjamin Franklin
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
A leader is a dealer in hope.
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Virgil
Each man is led by his own liking.
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Salvador Dali
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
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Irving Layton
Certainly he is not of the generation that regards honesty as the best policy. However, he does regard it as a policy. (On President Richard M Nixon)
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