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Jeff Melvoin
It's cabin fever season people, that time of year when four walls feel like they're going to come in here and choke the spirit right out of you. Time to lock away those firearms and hang tough. No way through it except to do it.
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Luigi Barzini
Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.
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Rose Elizabeth Bird
Art strives for form, and hopes for beauty.
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Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Helen Keller
The world is full of suffering but it is also full of people overcoming it.
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Johann von Goethe
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
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Martin Luther
Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.
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Will Rogers, Autobiography (1949) chapter 6
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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Linus Pauling, No More War!
Science is the search for truth - it is not a game in which one tries to beat his opponent, to do harm to others. We need to have the spirit of science in international affairs, to make the conduct of international affairs the effort to find t he right solution, the just solution of international problems, not the effort by each nation to get the better of other nations, to do harm to them when it is possible.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
The heart never grows better by age I fear rather worse always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.
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Calvin Coolidge
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
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Voltaire
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must also be well-mannered.
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