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Alexander Hamilton
It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position is more false than this. The ancient democracies in which the people themselves deliberated never possessed one good feature of government. Their very character was tyranny their figure deformity.
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense of nationhood.
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Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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Marcel Proust
It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as soon as a choice exists, it can only be bad.
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Bruce Barton
Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things - I am tempted to think there are no little things.
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Vic Gold
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
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Samuel Johnson
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
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Kathryn Schaefer Plaum
Live.....Laugh.....GOLF
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Mike Leonard
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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Unknown
No matter how long it takes, If you keep moving, One step at a time, You will reach the finish line...
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William Cowper
He has no hope who never had a fear.
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Hellen Keller
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my work and my God.
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