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Claude Bernard
The true worth of an experimenter consists in his pursuing not only what he seeks in his experiment, but also what he did not seek.
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Anonymous
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
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William Butler Yeats
An intellectual hate is the worst.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
He who would travel happily must travel light.
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William Dement
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
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Unknown
The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.
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James Russell Lowell
All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
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Thomas Brackett Reed
It is a very lonely life that a man leads, who becomes aware of truths before their times.
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Sun Bear
When humans participate in ceremony, they enter a sacred space. Everything outside of that space shrivels in importance. Time takes on a different dimension. Emotions flow more freely. The bodies of participants become filled with the energy of life, and this energy reaches out and blesses the creation around them. All is made new everything becomes sacred.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Formerly a public man needed a private secretary for a barrier between himself and the public. Nowadays he has a press secretary to keep him properly in the public eye.
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M. C. Escher
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
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