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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask a woman.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Truth never damages a cause that is just.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
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Unknown
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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Kermit Eby
I am for integrity, if only because life is very short and truth is hard to come by.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The ascent from earth to heaven is not easy.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Don't judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of him.
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Adam Smith
No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable.
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Robert Wubbolding
To fail to plan is to plan to fail.
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Charles De Gaulle
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so.
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Robert Hutchins
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
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Poul Anderson
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
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