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Hunter S. Thompson
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man.
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William E. Channing
It is far more important to me to preserve an unblemished conscience than to compass any object however great.
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Saint Augustine
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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Henry C. Blinn
Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win
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Heraclitus
We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at play.
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Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent
Hello, he lied.
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Manilius
When we are born we die, our end is but the pendant of our beginning.
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John Boyle O\'Reilly
A dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day.
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Humphrey Davy
Fortunately science, like that nature to which it belongs, is neither limited by time nor by space. It belongs to the world, and is of no country and no age. The more we know, the more we feel our ignorance the more we feel how much remains unknown.
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Biblical Proverb
He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
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Sir Henry Wotton, "Reliquae Wottonianae"
An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country; a news-writer is a man without virtue who lies at home for himself.
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James Thurber
Let us not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.
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