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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big 'thing.' This is truth, to me.
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Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism, 1711
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
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J. K. Rowling
Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
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Sherwood Anderson
General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life ... I am terribly afraid, but the other fellow is afraid, too.
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Sir Arnold Bax
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
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Frank Herbert
The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
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Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, 1862
There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
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Robert Francis Kennedy
Some men see things as they are and ask, 'why' I dream things that never were and ask, 'why not'NB This quote is a paraphrase from a similar quote by G. B. Shaw.
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I Ching
Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none.
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Will Rogers
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
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Mark Coggins, "The Immortal Game" (novel)
Carbon atoms on a distant planet rearranged themselves into DNA, microorganisms formed, grew backbones, swam around the ocean, mutated into amphibians and crawled onto dry land—and finally a cab appeared at the mouth of the alley.
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Jerry Gellis
Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
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