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Lyndon B. Johnson
When I was a boy ... we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner
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Walt Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
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Clement Stone
You are a product of your environment. So choose the environment that will best develop you toward your objective. Analyze your life in terms of its environment. Are the things around you helping you toward success - or are they holding you back
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John C. Maxwell
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
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William Shakespeare
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
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Oscar Wilde
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.
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William Blake, Marriage of Heaven and Hell
I have always found that angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise.
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.
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George Herbert
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Life without music would be a mistake.
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Maynard James Keenan, in the song "Schism", by Tool
cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion, between supposed lovers, between supposed brothers. And I know the pieces fit.
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Confucius
He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
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