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Benjamin Franklin
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
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Karen Horney
Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
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Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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Erich Fromm
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.
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Swami Sivanada
When an idea exclusively occupies the mind, it is transformed into an actual physical or mental state.
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Alfred North Whitehead, N. Rose Mathematical Maxims and Minims, Raleigh NC:Rome Press Inc., 1988.
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings.
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Matsuo Basho
Seek not to follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought.
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Chuck Norris
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
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L. Ron Hubbard
The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do nothing.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
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Badger Clark
The world began when I was born and the world is mine to win
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Orison Swett Marden
We lift ourselves by our thought, we climb upon our vision of ourselves. If you want to enlarge your life, you must first enlarge your thought of it and of yourself. Hold the ideal of yourself as you long to be, always, everywhere - your ideal of what you long to attain - the ideal of health, efficiency, success.
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