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John F. Kennedy, Introducing Pablo Casals at a White House dinner, November 1961, at which he performed publicly for the first t
We believe that an artist, in order to be true to himself and his work, must be a free man.
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Woodrow Wilson
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
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Tom Lehrer
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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John Ruskin
There is no wealth but life.
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Samuel Johnson
Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse like angels, but they live like men.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Every pursuit is great when greatly pursued.
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Indira Nehru Gandhi
All my games were political games I was, like Joan of Arc, perpetually being burned at the stake.
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Maurice Godelier
The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.
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Henri Poincare
Science is facts just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
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Helen Lawrenson
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
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Anonymous
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Kathe Kollwitz
There are moments on most days when I feel a deep and sincere gratitude, when I sit at the open window, and there is a blue sky or moving clouds.
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