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Learned Hand, jurist
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it.... While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it.
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John Milton
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye in vain is seekingSome green leaf to rest uponWhat would not I give to wanderWhere my old companions dwellAbsence makes the heart grow fonder,Isle of Beauty, fare thee well
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Scottish Proverb
Confessed faults are half mended.
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Stephen King
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
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Richard P. Adler
All television is children's television.
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Ellen DeGeneres
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
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Isabelle Eberhardt
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.
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Dr. Karl A. Menninger
Self-love is not opposed to the love of other people. You cannot really love yourself and do yourself a favor without doing people a favor, and vise versa.
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Stephen William Hawking
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
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William Shakespeare, "Twelfth Night", Act 3 scene 4
If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.
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Heraclitus
Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.
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Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.
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