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Marc Allen, Interview with Michael Toms
What we think about, expands.
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Wallace Stevens
To name an object is to deprive a poem of three-fourths of its pleasure, which consists in a little-by-little guessing game; the ideal is to suggest.
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Horace
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
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Albert Einstein
The American lives even more for his goals, for the future, than the European. Life for him is always becoming, never being.
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Thomas Berger
Why do writers write Because it isn't there.
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Helen Keller
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, February 2003
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
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B. J. Gupta
Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.
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William Blake
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
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Plato
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
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J. S. Bryan
Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
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