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Stanislaw Lec
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
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Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal"
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
It is said that our anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, but only empties today of its strength.
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John Hope Franklin
We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life.
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Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people.
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Marcel Proust
Love is space and time measured by the heart.
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Abraham Lincoln
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.
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R. D. Hitchcock
The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that you can control yourself, and you are an educated man; and without this all other education is good for nothing.
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Kahlil Gibran
If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved.
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Herodotus
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
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Abraham Lincoln
This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can excercise their constitutional right of amending it, or excercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.
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