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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
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Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House
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Ray Bradbury, advice to writers
You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
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Dr. Ruth Westheimer
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
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Seneca
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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Dame Edna Everage, In a television interview with Joan Rivers
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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John Ruskin
We were not sent into this world to do anything into which we can not put our heart.
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Albert Einstein
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.
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Jean Houston
We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.
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Kahlil Gibran
Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being.
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Oscar Wilde
There is no sin except stupidity.
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