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James Taylor
I would advise you to keep your overhead down avoid a major drug habit play every day and take it in front of other people. They need to hear it, and you need them to hear it.
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Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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Saadi
Whatever is produced in haste goes hastily to waste.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
Grief can't be shared. Everyone carries it alone, his own burdens, his own way.
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Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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Sallust
To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
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Marechal Ferdinand Foch
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
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Max Lerner
The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that you change so little.
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Hubert Humphrey
Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked truth.
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Cato the Elder
Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
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Hebrews 13:2
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
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Publilius Syrus
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
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