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Stewart L. Udall, commencement address, Dartmouth College, June 13, 1965
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
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Terence, Adelphoe
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself.
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Billy Rose
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
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G. K. Chesterton
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
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William Osler
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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Lao Tzu
Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power.
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Bernard Meltzer
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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Author Unknown
A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
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Robert Hughes, Fatal Shore
...simple fact that any land looks like Eden after months at sea.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
No one can give you better advice than yourself.
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Oswald Wyler
Student: Can you do problem number twelve? Wyler: Twelve?...NO!...That problem is on the test.
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