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Albert Einstein
Theories should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Upham
If either man or woman would realize that the full power of personal beauty, it must be by cherishing noble thoughts and hopes and purposes; by having something to do and something to live for that is worthy of humanity, and which, by expanding and symmetry to the body which contains it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
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A. J. Ayer, Humanist Outlook
No moral system can rest solely on authority.
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Victoria Billings
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.
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Carl Jung
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
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Marilyn Moats Kennedy
It's better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong than to agonize at length and be right too late.
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Sidney Madwed
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
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George Santayana
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
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Havelock Ellis, Impressions and Comments (1914)
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
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George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
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Victor Hugo
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.
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