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John Quincy Adams
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
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Robert Frost
You're searching, Joe, for things that don't exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there are no such things.
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Alexander Pope
Words are like leaves and where they most abound, Much fruit of sense beneath is rarely found.
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William Faulkner
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the dream in the seeking of it.
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Napoleon Hill
First comes thought; then organization of that thought, into ideas and plans; then transformation of those plans into reality. The beginning, as you will observe, is in your imagination.
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James A. Perkins
The acquisition of knowledge is the mission of research, the transmission of knowledge is the mission of teaching and the application of knowledge is the mission of public service.
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Alfred E. Neuman (probably William Gaines), MAD Magazine
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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Rebecca Johnson
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
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Moshe Arens
Never answer a hypothetical question.
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Lucan
A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
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Leonard L. Levinson
The past is the tomorrow that got away.
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Woodrow Wilson
Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
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