Sting

You have to be yourself. Be very honest about who and what you are. And if people still like you, that's great. If they don't, that's their problem.

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Oliver Cromwell

I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.

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Persian Proverb

Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.

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Sigmund Freud

I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash.

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Edward Everett Hale

I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But still I can do something And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.

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Plato

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways - I to die, and you to live. Which is better God only knows.

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Robert A. Heinlein

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

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Lamentations 325

The lord is wonderfully good to those who wait for him and seek him.N.B. From this quote is derived the proverb, Good things come to those who wait.

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Andrew Bonar Law

Perpetual inspiration is as necessary to the life of goodness, holiness and happiness as perpetual respiration is necessary to animal life.

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Plutarch

The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it.

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Horace, Epistles

To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of folly is the beginning of wisdom.

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Ronald Reagan

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.

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