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Mark Twain
I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.
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Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Emily Taft Douglas
If women understood and exercised their power they could remake the world.
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Heywood
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
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Sir Edmund Hillary
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
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Mother Theresa
There should be less talk a preaching point is not a meeting point. What do you do then Take a broom and clean someone's house. That says enough.
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Franklin P. Adams
The true republic men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less.
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Lee Iacocca
The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
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Bob Marley
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
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Juvenal
But who is to guard the guards themselves
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Bate, Mueller & White, 1971, "Fundamentals of Astrodynamics"
Equation (1.2-9) is a second order, nonlinear, vector, differential equation which has defied solution in its present form. It is here therefore we depart from the realities of nature to make some simplifying assumptions...
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Delmore Schwartz
Love is the most difficult and dangerous form of courage. Courage is the most desperate, admirable and noble kind of love.
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