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Silly Random Short Quotations - 122
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Sam James Ervin, Jr.
If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen.
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Lu Yen
Heaven is not the wide blue sky but the place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the Creative.
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W. H. Auden
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
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Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.
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Dag Hammarskjold
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find the right road.
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Chinese Proverb
Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one absolutely.
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Louis Pasteur
Without theory, practice is but routine born of habit. Theory alone can bring forth and develop the spirit of inventions.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
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Unknown
In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
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Mahatma Gandhi
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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George Moore
The difficulty in life is the choice.
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Cornelius Stam
The true Church is not an organization, nor does one join it through the noisy mechanics of denominational machinery. Rather it is a living organism, a body, and believers are joined to it by the quiet working of the Holy Spirit.
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