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Funny Random Short Quotes - 101
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Jane Austen
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
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Dr.
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
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Honore\' de Balzac
True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.
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Unknown
Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.
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Gore Vidal
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
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Larry Kramer
We're all going to go crazy, living this epidemic every minute, while the rest of the world goes on out there, all around us, as if nothing is happening, going on with their own lives and not knowing what it's like, what we're going through. We're living through war, but where they're living it's peacetime, and we're all in the same country.
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Bertrand Russell
Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
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Victor Hugo
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
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Wilma Rudolph, "Wilma: The Story of Wilma Rudolph"
Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday.
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Unknown
The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
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Michael Landon
Sometimes I wonder if we live life by reliving life, rather than by living life.
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Coleman Hawking
If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.
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