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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Short Quotations - 133

Epictetus

Difficulties show men what they are. In case of any difficulty remember that God has pitted you against a rough antagonist that you may be a conqueror, and this cannot be without toil.


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Oscar Wilde

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.


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Everett D. Martin

It is easier to believe than to doubt.


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Pope John Paul II

The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to include yet another vast cemetery, that of the unborn.


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Susan Sontag

The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.


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Pope John XXIII

The true and solid peace of nations consists not in equality of arms, but in mutual trust alone.


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Euripides

This is courage in a man to bear unflinchingly what heaven sends.


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Herb Caen

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.


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James W. Fulbright, March 27, 1964

We must dare to think unthinkable thoughts. We must learn to explore all the options and possibilities that confront us in a complex and rapidly changing world. We must learn to welcome and not to fear the voices of dissent. We must dare to think about unthinkable things because when things become unthinkable, thinking stops and action becomes mindless.


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Thomas Fuller

Memory depends very much on the perspicuity, regularity, and order of our thoughts. Many complain of the want of memory, when the defect is in the judgment; and others, by grasping at all, retain nothing.


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Cicero

Whatever that be which thinks, understands, wills, and acts. it is something celestial and divine.


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George Herbert Walker Bush, Nov. 1988

Read my lips--NO NEW TAXES!



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