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If you want to have the rainbow, Then sometimes you're gonna have to deal with the rain.
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Hedrick Smith
Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
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Hadewijch of Antwerp
May your service of love a beautiful thing want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is.
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M. I. Abramowitz
Just because the solutions of problems are not visible at any particular time does not mean that those problems will never be alleviated -- or confined to tolerable dimensions. History has a way of changing the very terms in which problems operate and of leaving them, in the end, unsolved, to be sure, yet strangely deflated of their original meaning and importance.
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Kin Hubbard
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.
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Vernon Sanders Law
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
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Emiliano Zapata
Land and Freedom!
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Julie Arabi
Courage consists of the power of self-recovery.
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John Steinbeck
In every bit of honest writing in the world, there is a base theme. Try to understand men, if you understand each other you will be kind to each other. Knowing a man well never leads to hate and nearly always leads to love.
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Joseph Addison
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.
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Benjamin Stolberg
An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
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