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Albert Einstein
Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it is enough to wonder at the secrets.
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Carl Jung
To me dreams are part of nature, which harbors no intention to deceive but expresses something as best it can.
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Herbert Mitgang
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over.
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Heinrich Heine
When books are burned in the end people will be burned too.
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William Shakespeare
A plague o' both your houses
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Sextus Propertius
Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
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George Bernard Shaw
I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.
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Marcel Proust
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.
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Charles Evans Hughes
While democracy must have its organizations and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
It is the failing of youth not to be able to restrain its own violence.
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John Herschel
Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantages of others.
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