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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Short Quotes - 112

Robert Francis Kennedy

Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise ... the bleeding will not end.


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Simonides, from Plato, Dialogues, Protagoras

Not even the gods fight against necessity.


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William Shakespeare, "Troilus and Cressida", Act 4 scene 5

The end crowns all, And that old common arbitrator, Time,
Will one day end it.


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Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.


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Edmund Burke

You can never plan the future by the past.


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Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains.


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Isaac Newton

I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him.


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Oprah Winfrey

Energy is the essence of life. Every day you decide how you're going to use it by knowing what you want and what it takes to reach that goal, and by maintaining focus.


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Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


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Percy Bysshe Shelley

We look before and after, And pine for what is not Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.


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Steve Gray

Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It's not the time that matters But how you answer the door.



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