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William Feather
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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Heinrich Heine
The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle.
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American Proverb
Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
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Charles De Gaulle
My dear and old country, here we are once again together faced with a heavy trial.
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William Hazlitt
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
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Leonard Bernstein
I'm not interested in having an orchestra sound like itself. I want it to sound like the composer.
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H.L. Mencken
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
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Arthur C. Clarke
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God-but to create him.
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Sophia Loren
Getting ahead in a difficult profession -- singing, acting, writing, whatever -- requires avid faith in yourself. You must be able to sustain yourself against staggering blows and unfair reversals. When I think back to those first couple of years in Rome, those endless rejections, without a glimmer of encouragement from anyone, all those failed screen tests, and yet I never let my desire slide away from me, my belief in myself and what I felt I could achieve.
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Pinarius
As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
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R. A. Dickson
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
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Derek Bethune
Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
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