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Al Capp
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
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Horace, Epistles
The covetous man is ever in want.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
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Zelda Fitzgerald, 1922
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.
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Ed Parker, Grandmaster, American Kenpo.
Traditionalists often study what is taught, not what there is to create.
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anonymous
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
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Colombian Proverb
He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles.
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G. M. Trevelyan, English Social History (1942)
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
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Bertrand Russell
The secret of happiness is this: Let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather that hostile.
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Norman Mailer
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. One is always living a little more or dying a little bit.
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Samuel Butler
What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was prov'd true before Prove false again Two hundred more.
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Julius Caesar
Et tu, Brute. You also, Brutus.
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