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Clever Random Short Quotes - 118
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Shakespeare
And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.
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Paul Valery
Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, Silent Wing (Simon & Schuster, 1998) One of the Best Novels of 1998 (LA Times)
Even the longest hours come to an end.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Philosopher A lover of wisdom, which is to say, Truth.
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Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
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John Milton
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will not drive us henceHere we may reign secure, and in my choiceTo reign is worth ambition though in HellBetter to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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Wilfred Owen, Poem: Dulce et Decorum est.
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. (Sweet and fitting it is to die for the fatherland)
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Oscar Wilde
I can resist anything but temptation.
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William Arthur Ward
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
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French Proverb
If the young only knew; if the old only could.
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Savielly Grigorievitcyh Tartakower
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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Gene Fowler
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
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