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Cato the Elder
Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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Peter Drucker
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Jerome Blattner
A person who trusts no one can't be trusted.
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W. L. Bateman
If you keep on doing what you've always done, you'll keep on getting what you've always got.
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John Heisman
When in doubt, punt
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William Shakespeare, "Cymbeline", Act 3 scene 3
The game is up.
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William Gladstone
Liberalism is trust of the people, tempered by prudence; conservatism, distrust of people, tempered by fear.
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Raoul Vaneigem
Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume the hellish cycle is complete.
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Plutarch
No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.
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Christopher Darlington Morley
Time is a flowing river. Happy those who allow themselves to be carried, unresisting, with the current. They float through easy days. They live, unquestioning, in the moment.
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Hal Borland
There are no limits to either time or distance, except as man himself may make them. I have but to touch the wind to know these things.
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