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Funniest Random Short Quotes - 9
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Michael Eisner
Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success.
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Marvin Minsky, The Society of Mind
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
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Paul Valery
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
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Ernest Hemingway
But in modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason.
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William Blake
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
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Henry David Thoreau
It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.
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Meryl Streep
Integrate what you believe into every single area of your life.
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Winston Churchill, The Sum of All Fears by Tom Clancy
Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together- what do you get? The sum of all fears.
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Blaise Pascal
We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too slow, and with a view to hasten it onward, we recall the past to stay it as too swiftly gone. We are so thoughtless, that we thus wander through the hours which are not here, regardless only of the moment that is actually our own.
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Oscar Wilde
The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.
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Elbert Hubbard
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
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George Bernard Shaw
All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently the first condition of progress is the removal of censorships.
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