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Mark Twain
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
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Agatha Christie
Your travel life has the aspect of a dream. It is something outside the normal, yet you are in it. It is peopled with characters you have never seen before and in all probability will never see again. It brings occasional homesickness, and loneliness, and pangs of longing... But you are like the Vikings who have gone into a world of adventure, and home is not home until you return.
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Penn Jillette
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
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George Bernard Shaw, "St. Joan"
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
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Grace Fallow Norton
I have loved many, the more and the few - I have loved many that I might love you.
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William Wirt
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
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Samuel Butler
An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case God has written all the books.
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Frederick Douglas
It is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences, each dependent upon its predecessor and each simple in itself. If, after doing so, one simply knocks out all the central inferences and presents one's audience with the starting-point and the conclusion, one may produce a startling, though perhaps a meretricious, effect.
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Queen Elizabeth
Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.
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Laurence J. Peter
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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Joe Orton
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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