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Johann von Goethe
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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Fats Domino
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
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Buddha
To keep the body in good health is a duty otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite work; dare to be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not and to believe in your own individuality.
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Hamilton Wright Mabi
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
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John Hay, Distichs, latter 19th century
True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
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Ruben Studdard
People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
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Euripides, Heraclidae, circa 428 B.C.
Leave no stone unturned.
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Millard Fuller
It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.
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Vince Lombardi
If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives.
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Helen Gurley Brown
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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