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Amusing Random Short Quotes - 77
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Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno
Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
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Meryl Streep
The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.
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Stephen Hawking
Equations are just the boring part of mathematics. I attempt to see things in terms of geometry.
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Pythagoras, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
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Alphonse Daudet
Hatred is the anger of the weak.
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Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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General George Patton
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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A. A. Attanasio
Silence is a text easy to misread.
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Alexander Pope, Essay on Criticism
Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
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Joyce Brothers
The best proof of love is trust.
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Oscar Wilde
As long as war is regarded as wicked it will always have its fascinations. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
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Fran Leibowitz, Metropolitan Life
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
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