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Hemingway
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
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Al Bernstein
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
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Jane Austen
I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.
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Thomas Sowell, Creators Syndicate
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What we call results are beginnings.
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Henry David Thoreau
Not till we are lost, in other words, not till we have lost the world, do we begin to find ourselves, and realize the infinite extent of our relations.
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Dante Alighieri
He listens well who takes notes.
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Walter Savage Landor
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
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Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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John Keats
The only means of strengthening one's intellect is to make up one's mind about nothing -- to let the mind be a thoroughfare for all thoughts.
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Joseph Campbell
Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again.
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Ovid
There is a god within us, and we have intercourse with heaven. That spirit comes from abodes on high.
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