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Walt Whitman
Answer That you are here---that life exists and identity, That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse.
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Daniel Webster
Every man's life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
We should give as we would receive, cheerfully, quickly, and without hesitation for there is no grace in a benefit that sticks to the fingers.
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Hugh Elliott
All people want is someone to listen.
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Samuel Johnson
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.
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Charles Bukowski, From "Betting on the Muse"
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Honor has not to be won it must only not be lost.
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Harry S Truman, Letter to his sister, Nov. 14, 1947
All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
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Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
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Demosthenes
Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
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Taoist Saying
The journey is the reward.
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