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Caligula (Gaius Caesar), From Suetonius
Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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Annie Lennox
Ask yourself Have you been kind today Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.
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John Keats
Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' -- that is allYe know on Earth, and all ye need to know.
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Thomas Campbell
Without the smile from partial beauty won, Oh what were man?—a world without a sun.
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Edward Keating
You do not destroy an idea by killing people you replace it with a better one.
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Susan Taylor
We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending quiet time alone gives your mind an opportunity to renew itself and create order.
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Richard Bach
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.
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Pamela Ribon
It's sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
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Mortimer Adler
Freedom is the emancipation from the arbitrary rule of other men.
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
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Alphonse Karr
The more things change, the more they are the same.
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