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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Short Quotes - 117

Aeschylus

The future you shall know when it has come before then forget it.


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Benjamin Disraeli

The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.


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Sir Winston Churchill, End of war speeches - Debt to RAF

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.


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Edmond de Concourt

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.


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Marguerite de Valois

Tears may be dried up, but the heart - never.


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Eugene McCarthy

This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country.


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Emil Nolde

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.


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Eike von Repkow

He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.


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Ernest Hemingway

When writing a novel a writer should create living people people not characters. A character is a caricature.


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Frederick Douglas

The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.


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Seneca, Epistles

It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.


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Commitment To Excellence

Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.



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