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Elbert Hubbard
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
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Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
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Meg Cabot
In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
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Robert Frost
There are tones of voices that mean more than words.
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Conan Doyle
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
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Dan Custer
Every morning is a fresh beginning. Every day is the world made new. Today is a new day. Today is my world made new. I have lived all my life up to this moment, to come to this day. This moment--this day--is as good as any moment in all eternity. I shall make of this day--each moment of this day--a heaven on earth. This is my day of opportunity.
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George Washington Carver
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
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Martin Mull
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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John Milton
I am a part of all that I have met.
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Teddy Carroll
succes is quest that will take me a life time to for fill but it is worth the wait
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Ernest Rutherford
The only possible conclusion that social sciences can draw is some do, some don't.
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Homer, The Odyssey
Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
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