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Funniest Random Short Quotes - 149
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Abraham Lincoln
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
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Mahatma Gandhi
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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Auguste Rodin
Art is contemplation. It is the pleasure of the mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which Nature herself is animated.
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Thomas Fuller
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
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George Bernard Shaw
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule.
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John Gregory Dunne, Nothing Lost
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Her eyes are homes of silent prayers.
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Elbert Hubbard
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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Edward R. Murrow
If none of us ever read a book that was 'dangerous,' had a friend who was 'different' or joined an organization that advocated 'change,' we would all be just the kind of people Joe McCarthy wants. Whose fault is that Not really McCarthy's. He didn't create this situation of fear. He merely exploited it, and rather successfully.
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Colin
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
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Audrey Hepburn
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
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