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Lisa Moriyama
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Mr Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a task for life he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
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Henry James
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.
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John F. Kennedy
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
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Dr.
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
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Richard Lovelace, To Althea from Prison
Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.
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Herbert Welch
It is possible to love your friends, your competitors, and even your enemies. It is hard, bitterly hard, but there is a long distance between hard and impossible.
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Alfred Korzybski
There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
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Chinese Proverb
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
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Auguste Renoir
In painting, as in the other arts, there's not a single process, no matter how insignificant, which can be reasonably made into a formula. You come to nature with your theories, and she knocks them all flat.
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Author Unknown
Like swift water an active mind never stagnates.
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