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Funniest Random Short Quotations - 129
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Don Marquis
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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Michael Leuning
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
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Alfred Victor Vigny
Perform your long and heavy task with energy, treading the path to which Fate has been pleased to call you.
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Joan Rivers
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly -- hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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Ida Scott Taylor.
One day at a time- this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.
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Edward Morgan Forster
I have long considered it one of God's greatest mercies that the future is hidden from us. If it were not, life would surely be unbearable.
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Mother Teresa
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the worst poverty of all.
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Real Live Preacher
When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some things.
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Robert Hutchins
It has been said that we have not had the three R's in America, we had the six R's remedial readin
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William Shakespeare
When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, 'tis hard to draw them thence So sweet is zealous contemplation.
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Scarface
Tony Montana Say hello to my little friend
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M. H. Alderson
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
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