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Sarcastic Random Short Quotations - 156
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Andr Gide
It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.
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Charles Darwin
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.
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Gamal Abdel Nasser
People do not want words-they want the sound of battle ... the battle of destiny.
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Arthur John Gossip
God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
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Richard Kemph
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
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Thomas De Quincey
Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies for solitude is essential to man. All men come into this world alone all leave it alone.
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Blaise Pascal
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors with no aim beyond their facts are one-story men. Two-story men compare reason and generalize, using labors of the fact collectors as well as their own. Three-story men idealize, imagine, and predict. Their best illuminations come from above through the skylight.
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Joel E. Ross
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
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Becky Alunan
Trying to be normal is the greatest abnormality in the world.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.
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