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John Kenneth Galbraith
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.
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Dorothy Bernard
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
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Marquis de Sade
The pleasure of the senses is always regulated in accordance with the imagination. Man can aspire to felicity only by serving all the whims of his imagination.
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Warren Bennis
Great things are accomplished by talented people who believe they will accomplish them.
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Virgil, Eclogues
A snake lurks in the grass.
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Raymond Chandler
At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console to be understood as to understand to be loved as to love. For it is in giving that we receive it is in pardoning that we are pardoned and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
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Laertius Diogenes
It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
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Wilbur Wright
I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks and it can't fly very high.
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Hesiod
A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
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Conan Doyle
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.
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Ernest Hello
There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak to each other; for when they spoke they would discover that their souls had only separated by phantoms and delusions.
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