Ronald Reagan

Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all of our skin layers.

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Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

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H. R. Schaffer

There isnothing to suggest that mothering cannot be shared by several people.

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Elaine Agather

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.

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Shirley MacLaine

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

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Og Mandino

I will persist until I succeed. Always will I take another step. If that is of no avail I will take another, and yet another. In truth, one step at a time is not too difficult.... I know that small attempts, repeated, will complete any undertaking.

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Helen Gurley Brown

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.

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Rush Hour

Carter My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.

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George Bernard Shaw, The Apple Cart (1930)

I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

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Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.

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